She may run The Honest Company and Honest Beauty, but there are tips that Jessica doesn’t share with the world. When she needs a pick-me-up, Jessica Alba prefers anal sex. For her, there’s nothing quite like putting on her sluttiest clothes, begging her man to stuff her ass and getting her brains fucked out of her. Finish it with some nice splooge on the face, and swallow it down.

And that’s Jessica Alba’s secret beauty routine. Honest.

You slid up to Jessica during the commercial break. “You keep staring at my pants… you wanna see how big it is? […]